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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

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queerderek:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

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yesterdaysorigins:

unfreshing:

i’m not gonna stop reblogging this wow

owner y this happen

Reblogged from cratersandscars

yesterdaysorigins:

unfreshing:

i’m not gonna stop reblogging this wow

owner y this happen

(Source: alixmc)

Soooo glad Chris got the chain replaced on my necklace 😘👍❤️❤️ #lovebug #thanks

Soooo glad Chris got the chain replaced on my necklace 😘👍❤️❤️ #lovebug #thanks

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deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

kaidaned:

acabininthemiddleofthemountains:

kaidaned:

THERE’S A TARDIS BLUE CAR IN THE KOHLS PARKING LOT WITH THE LICENSE PLATE “BDWOLF”

love when people lie for notes

exCUSE YOU

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(Source: kaidaned)

iheartshoelaces:

couthor:

These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god

Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

Reblogged from gottagobackintime

iheartshoelaces:

couthor:

These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god

Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

(Source: cookiesforlucifer)

4gifs:

Nope. [vid]

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4gifs:

Nope. [vid]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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(Source: lolgifs.net)

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mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever. [interview]

Grace Chon [website | tumblr | instagram]

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

Reblogged from mrdrewniversal

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

(Source: meladoodle)

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vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

(Source: nevver)

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Reblogged from dildobagggins

Lemony Snicket (via paintdeath)

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

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tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

ironzorak:

I’AAAAM THE BOX GHOST 

Reblogged from toocooltobehipster

ironzorak:

I’AAAAM THE BOX GHOST 

Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese

(Source: neonarizona)